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Joke of the Day

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"Cop said that it's illegal for me to have flashing lights & siren on my car. I looked at his car and said are you going to arrest yourself?"

"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"

"My girlfriend found lipstick on my collar and thought I was cheating on her so now I only let my collar wear makeup when she's out of town."

"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."

"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"

"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"

"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."

"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."

"A dyslexis boss fired a man today. The court said it was first degree homicide. (Fired fried)"