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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."

"My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck"

"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo"

"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"