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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."

"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"

"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"

"*puts spider in the ocean* ""Now go free and flourish into an octopus."" *cuts girl in half & puts in ocean* ""Mermaid probably."""

"What's the closest synonym to a love boat? A relation-ship."

"Are your parents siblings?"

"If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"