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Joke of the Day
"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."
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"[apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69"
"I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18"
"White people will swim with sharks, wrestle with alligators, and sleep with tigers.... ....but get nervous when a person of color walks by. Sounds about white."
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."
"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"
"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!"
"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"
"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"