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Joke of the Day
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
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"Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'"""
"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."
"Today is the rest of the world's 9/11 No, seriously, look up the calendar."
"What's pretty and expensive but has no use? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf."
"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."
"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."
"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."
"69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""