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Joke of the Day

"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"

"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"A Roman walks in to a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please."""

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."

"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"

"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""

"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."

"I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people"