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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."
Next Joke
"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."
"I bought a book on DIY. So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it."
"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."
"Mexican and Black Jokes are ALL the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."
"Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral"