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Joke of the Day

"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"

"What's Scoobys birthstone? Ruuuubbbby?"

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("

"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"

"Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives? Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""