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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("
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"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"
"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""
"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :("
"What do dumbfounded people eat for desert? Geezcake"