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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"
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"Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos."
"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"
"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"
"Little monster: Mom Mom what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave."
"My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your gay, right?"
"No Carl, I said ""lick her"" not wicker. Put the patio furniture away."
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"The Grim Reaper walks over to you in his Uggs, taps his Michael Kors watch and says, ""you're literally dead."""
"*places empty liquor bottle on shelf for display* I'm An Animal Now Everyone. I Decorate With Trash. Literally An Animal"