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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"
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"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."
"How many of you have awakened with your spouse holding your hand only to find they are putting your thumb on your iPhone trying to break in?"
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."
"My Ex-Wife was like a box of chocolate Everyone got a piece"
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."
"How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers."
"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."