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Joke of the Day
"What's Scoobys birthstone? Ruuuubbbby?"
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"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."
"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."
"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"
"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"
"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"
"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."