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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives? Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke"

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If it had four, it would be a sedan."

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

"Will Will Smith Smith? Yes... Will Smith will smith"

"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"

"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."

"1. Hide babies all over house. 2. If a kid asks, ""Where do babies come from?"" laugh, ""Where DON'T they come from!"" and open every cabinet."

"My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid."