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Joke of the Day
"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."
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"The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac ...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog."
"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"
"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"
"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."
"What do you call a hippie astronaut? A far out man"
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"
"I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway... my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I'm having a seizure."
"kid doctor: [looking over charts] im not going to lie this is the worst case of cooties ive ever seen little girl: he said he'd been tested!"