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Joke of the Day

"You're in your 20's... you don't have ""haters""... you have ""adults"" that think you are ""annoying"""

"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"

"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"

"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."

"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"

"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"Thai masseuses are deceitful bitches Give them a chance and they'll walk all over you"