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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."
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"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"
"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."
"There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food."
"On the demolition teams last job... They did a bang up job"
"Why didn't the potter get a job? He didn't *urn* his degree."
"Beyonce didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up"