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Joke of the Day

"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"

"What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. I wood've thought of something more original, but I tree-ly can't be bothered, so here you go."

"A patatoe is walking down a hallway When suddenly he Stubbs his toe and screams ""OUCH I stubbed my potaTOES"""

"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."

"If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal."

"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light -Bathroom graffiti"

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."