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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."
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"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."
"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"
"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"
"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."
"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."
"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"
"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."
"How do you exorcise a demon? Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups"