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Joke of the Day
"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"
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"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"
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"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."