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Joke of the Day
"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."
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"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock? Spits out the feathers."
"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."
"Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It's called ""two and a half grams"""
"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."
"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"