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Joke of the Day
"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He got a pencil and worked it out."
"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"
"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face."
"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"
"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."