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Joke of the Day

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"Where can you always find someone ready to fight? In the WishANiggaWoods"

"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."

"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool? Deep ends really."

"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."

"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""

"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."

"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."