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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when... The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?"
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"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."
"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""
"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."
"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."