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Joke of the Day
"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
Next Joke
"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""
"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."
"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."
"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."
"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."