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Joke of the Day

"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"

"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."

"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."

"Next time you're on a date and someone asks ""Is that your boyfriend or your brother?"" smile really creepy and whisper ""Both""."

"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"

"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"