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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."

"What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour."

"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."

"Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down."

"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"

"I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says ""metaphors be with you"""

"What did the Mexico team travel back home with? Luggage full of goals."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is"