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Joke of the Day

"What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."

"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"

"For Christmas, I gave my wife a t-shirt and a dildo. I told her if she didn't like the shirt she could go fuck herself."

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."

"I thought my watch ran out of battery power... It scared me for a second."