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Joke of the Day

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"

"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."

"Whats the fastest way to a women's heart? A Knife"

"When it comes to music..... Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out of those kids."

"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."

"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"