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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"
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"So I ordered some General Pao chicken They gave me a bowl of false promises."
"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."
"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"Why can't , melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""
"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"
"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."
"Help, I accidentally ... build a shelf?!? What should I do?"