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Joke of the Day
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
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"A baby seal walks into a club.."
"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"
"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""
"Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers."
"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"
"Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies? Because this docent makes any cents."
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."
"This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. ... It was pissed off."