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Joke of the Day
"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"
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"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""
"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"
"Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed"
"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."
"Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about Betty Boop drawings."
"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."
"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"
"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."