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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
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"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."
"Wanna know how to piss off over a billion people on the Internet at once? [deleted]"
"Wife: Can you check the dryer? Me: You put a check in the dryer? Don't you know money laundering is illegal?"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue."
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"A woman walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What'll it be, love?"" The woman replies, ""I'll take a double entendre."" So he gave it to her."