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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."

"People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government"

"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"

"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."

"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"

"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."

"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."

"[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis... What does his wife call it? Microsoft."