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Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord."

"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"

"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."

"TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but... ...only the first part was Trudeau."

"Best joke ever Women's rights"

"I've been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years."

"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."

"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"