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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."
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"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""
"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"
"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."
"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."
"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."
"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"
"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."
"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"