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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."
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"Jesus said to Moses: ""Come forth and I will grant you eternal life!"" Moses came fifth and he won a toaster."
"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"little caesars makes an ok pizza but just think what they could do if their caesar was full size"
"What do you call a group of goose haunting you? A poltergeest"
"""can i smoke in here?"" ""sure go ahead sir"" ""thanks"" *lights scented candle* ""can i scatter rose petals in here?"" ""erm- ""can i dim the lights"
"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."