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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
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"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"Arrested at the Zoo. I got arrested at the zoo the other day for having sex with a baby gorilla. When I asked the officer what I was being charged with he responded ""Statutory Ape""."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."
"Taught the 5yo to say ""totes magotes"" to annoy my husband who can't figure out why the kid keeps yelling, ""COACH MY GOATS, DAD!"" Nailed it."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."
"What do you call a Mexican detective? Sherlock, homes"
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"