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"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."
"Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste."
"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."
"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"
"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"
"This is your captain speaking. Would someone who knows how to be a pilot please come up? I'm literally just pressing buttons."
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."
"Where did Noah keep his termites? In a plastic bag."