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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

"Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!"

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers..."

"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"

"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit? They're starting to get quite dark"

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."

"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"