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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."
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"How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term? Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office."
"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing"
"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."
"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""
"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face."