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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"
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"I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. Luckily, I have 2020 vision."
"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""
"Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine."
"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."
"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"
"Advent calendars Their days are numbered..."
"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."