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Joke of the Day

"I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because, I've been jerking off on the plane..."

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many of them come, they can't change a thing."

"I'm wearing my Superman t-shirt under my work shirt, which I'm sure the paramedics will find ironic after I throw myself out of the window."

"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."

"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"