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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."
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"My wife lost a bet and is now mowing the lawn. Well, not so much lost a bet as married the wrong guy."
"How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders."
"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."
"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."
"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes"