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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."

"What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?"

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"

"""Your majesty, we've searched far for him."" ""Did you search wide?"" ""No."" ""Yeah, you better do that."""

"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"

"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"

"An elderly man was quite unhappy"

"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."