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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."
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"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""
"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."
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"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."
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