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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"
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"What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!"
"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""
"What is an Italian redditors favorite meal? Fettuccini Alfedora."
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."
"Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous."
"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"
"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."