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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"
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"I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's.. :looks directly at the camera: ""About thyme"""
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"
"Did you hear what they're planning for the next episode of 'Glee'? It's a 'Walking Dead' crossover."
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""
"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"
"What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."
"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""