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Joke of the Day
"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"
"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"
"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict."
"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"