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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""

"A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, ""What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"" The Marine shrugged and replied, ""Recoil."""

"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"

"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"after decades of advertising, all we want is to feel authentic desire"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"