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Joke of the Day
"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."
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"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."
"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."
"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."
"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"
"Niantic title"
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."
"You seriously don't want hear my next Fibonacci joke. It's as bad as the previous two combined."