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Joke of the Day
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
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"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"
"Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians? So he could say he listened to them when they were underground."
"Waldo collapses on the beach because it's August & he's fully clothed with a ski cap. You spot him easily"
"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."
"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie."
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."
"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."