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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
Next Joke
"[baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON"
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"
"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."
"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."
"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"
"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."