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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
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"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"
"Two snowman are in a field. One turns to the other and says ""I don't know about you, but I smell carrots"""
"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"
"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"
"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"
"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."