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Joke of the Day

"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"

"Do babies know they're stupid?"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"Why did the thumbs-up become the universal symbol for approval? ""hey let me show u my weirdest finger because i'm down with what ur saying"""

"Did you hear about the transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

"Job interview HR: What's your best asset? Me: I have an excellent memory. HR: Give me an example. Me: Of what?"

"I take issue with people stealing magazines."