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"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."
"I now have a black girlfriend I severely burnt my hand on the stove"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"
"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back Luckily I was the one facing the TV"
"Friend: Do I need to repeat myself? Me: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time"
"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"
"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."
"Been waiting at the bar for my wife to pick me up for hours now. How long does it take to have a baby, for fuck sake!!!!!"