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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""

"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."

"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."

"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""

"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine."

"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."

"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."

"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."